I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.
summary of choir
sopranos: "what do you mean i should try….soprano two?”
altos: groan in silence when sopranos still can’t get the melody after 83 tries
tenors: there are 2 of them
basses: stuck singing same note for entire song, sing a singular note 2 octaves higher, go back to same note for rest of the piece
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
This is Uno.
He’s balancing 13 crackers on his back.
He’s pretty talented.
(Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.